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	moshi myspace 95 thesis as javascript array

	Author: Tom at klenwell@gmail.com
	Last Updated: Nov 2006

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		For use with myspace 95 thesis widget
	
		Source: http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/Myspace_95_Thesis
		
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var LIST95 = new Array();

LIST95[0] = 'when Jesus said "repent ye", he never imagined myspace or the internet';
LIST95[1] = 'Tom is not your friend';
LIST95[2] = 'three generations of nested tables are enough';
LIST95[3] = 'when editing your profile forget about validation, just try not to kill the browser';
LIST95[4] = 'annual income is a myth exaggerated by men to impress girls often young enough to be their daughters';
LIST95[5] = 'avoid horizontal scrolling where possible. do not embed multimedia over 300px wide in comments';
LIST95[6] = '<code>!important</code> is important';
LIST95[7] = 'information wants to be free. but then so does misinformation. protect your identity by freely applying a layer of misinformation';
LIST95[8] = 'misinformation is sexier than mere information. it has the power to make you much more attractive to others than you really are';
LIST95[9] = '<code>body { background-image: url(insert url to favorite BMW m3, Avril Lavigne, or Aaron Carter photo here); background-repeat:repeat; }</code>';
LIST95[10] = 'the only thing lamer than being on myspace is not being on myspace. at least that was the case before February 2007';
LIST95[11] = 'web 2.0 is... 45 different cam hoes asking you to be their friend';
LIST95[12] = 'and you thought the Catholic Church had a child sex-abuse problem';
LIST95[13] = 'log off. walk around the block. your neighborhood is a social network, too';

/* added 2006.11.30 */
LIST95[14] = 'The only thing worse than a Black Hat Hacker is a Myspace Coder gone senile, psychotic or stupid.';
LIST95[15] = 'Forty-Five different sites will offer the same cookie cutter layout.';
LIST95[16] = 'Visiting one of forty-five sites and applying a generic layout provided does nothing for the understanding, originality or intelligence of 45 million unique users.';
LIST95[17] = 'Every time a bulletin is posted, the chances of its contents being worth reading are approximately 3%.';
LIST95[18] = 'Tom does not care about your problems. Neither does anyone on myspace, for that matter.';
LIST95[19] = 'On myspace, the 45 year-old married father-of-two can be a 14 year-old female in a consequence-free environment.';
LIST95[20] = 'On myspace, the 12 year-old male can be a 55 year-old multi-millionaire in a consequence-free environment.';

/* added 2006.12.30 */
LIST95[21] = 'when editing your profile forget about peer validation. just try not to ruin your career prospects.';
LIST95[22] = 'When the Myspace Thesis is finished, Myspace will officially be lame. And so will the Myspace Thesis.';
LIST95[23] = 'Myspace is not just pedo heaven. (That&#39;s Second Life.) Like heaven itself, Myspace is heaven for all forms of deviancy. Even your own.';

/* this will eventually be item 94 (#95) -- but must follow sequentially from list above for randomization purposes */
LIST95[24] = 'all myspace profiles are quite useless';